My wife was born on an army base called Fort
Polk . It is in Louisiana . Although she was raised in Chicago
and the surrounding areas, she still is technically a native of Louisiana .
The first time I met her family from down there was at our wedding. Her grandmother, some aunts and uncles, and
other cousins came to be a part of the affair.
Her favorite cousin and some of his family who lived in Georgia
also came. She warned me at the outset about her aunt, Lisa, who she loved very
much but said was a bit crazy.
The first time I met Lisa,she handed me a gun. She said, “Give
this to your future father-in-law so he can put it away.” I must have looked at
her strange. She said, “I drove here from Louisiana
with two kids by myself. You didn’t think I wasn’t going to keep a gun under my
seat?”
Aunt Lisa is only three years older than my wife and I. She
was the late-in-life baby for my wife’s grandparents. Consequently, she and my wife grew up more
like cousins than aunt and niece. I
remember overhearing Lisa’s daughter say to her in the living room of my
in-laws’ house, “Mama, I’m just glad he is nice and not ugly.” I started laughing and Lisa came and
apologized. I said, “You take what you
can get. Even eight-year-old's endorsements count.” Since my wedding, where she sang beautifully, Lisa
and I have been very close friends.
Every year my wife’s immediate family used to go down to
visit her extended family in Louisiana
for Christmas. The first time I went was
the holiday after my mother died. My
wife and two of our best friends, Linda and Greg, flew down and spent some time
in New Orleans . It is when I fell in love with that city. Sometime I will write about that but not
tonight. After we had our fun, two of my
wife’s cousins picked us up and we drove up north to her grandparents’ house, which
sits just shy of a hundred miles south of Shreveport .
When we got there it was late. We sat up meeting a lot of the other family I
had not met before. The next morning I
got a cup of coffee and went out to sit on the back porch. I saw that my wife’s grandparents’ house was
somewhat rustic because her grandfather built it. In the yard was a flock of
guinea hens. There were cows roaming in
the woods that were filled with pines, and were feeding. Mr. Davis, my wife’s grandfather, came up to
me. He was wearing overalls, and he said, “Not exactly your Kansas
is it, Dorothy?” I took a sip of my coffee and said “No, sir, it is not.”
In the initial years we went down to Louisiana
for Christmas I felt like a complete fish out of water. Over time though I
started to feel more and more like it was a second home to us. As my boys grew
up they played in the woods with their cousin; my daughter became close with
her girl cousins; I rode the horses one of the relatives kept; I would fish
with my father-in-law and the other men in the family, and there were fierce Trivial
Pursuit and domino battles late into the evening.
I particularly like a place called Hodges
Gardens . It is a beautiful arboretum with lakes that
my wife’s grandfather helped build during the Depression. It’s right up the road from her grandparents’
home and you can rent cabins there. Some
of the family stay there at Christmas because the family has grown so large. I really like it there.
One time when we visited my wife’s grandparents, Mr. Davis
told me we were going to have a pig roast.
I like a good pig roast. My dad
and I used to do them for our church. We
would get up early and set up cinder blocks and charcoal.
We’d put a pig we got from the butcher on a spit and then sit around
talking until the afternoon when it was done and we could carve it up. After I told Mr. Davis that I had done this
before he said, “Good. I like working with people with experience.”
What I didn’t realize is that a pig roast in Louisiana
is a lot different than a pig roast in Chicago .
My wife’s cousin and I went with Mr. Davis to start preparing things. What I found was that Mr. Davis had captured
a hairy, tusked wild boar and was holding him in a pen. From about a hundred yards out Mr. Davis shot
the pig with a rifle. Karen’s cousin
dragged the animal out and said, “It’s not dead yet.” Mr. Davis handed him a hammer and said, “Put
this between its eyes. Otherwise we’ll
just cut its throat.” It was then I
decided it was a good time to take a walk and smoke a cigarette.
Don’t get me wrong, I like to eat meat as much as many
people do, and I don’t judge people who hunt and fish for food. I just don’t
want to be the one who kills to provide that meat. My style is more “catch and release.” I know
it sounds a bit hypocritical and maybe a little weak, but I’m just not going to
ever be that guy who can look an animal in face and either shoot it or lead it
off to slaughter. It’s not in my nature. It’s the same way I feel about guns. I think it’s a constitutional right to have
guns and many people need them, but I won’t ever have one, because I don't feel like I need one and it is not in
my nature.
Awhile after I took my walk one of my wife’s uncles came
and told me that me that they had finished dressing and scalding the pig, so I
needed to come back. It had started to
rain then. He asked me, “Do you have a good knife?” I told him I did. He said, “Alright, you gotta come help shave
her.” When I went back to the site where
they had dressed the pig it looked more like what I was used to seeing. I asked, “What do we have to do?” Another one of my wife’s uncles said, “We
have to get all the hair off it. No one
wants to eat a hairy pig.” For the next few hours I used a knife, talked and
laughed with my wife’s family, and shaved the ass of a pig in the rain. We then had a real fun pig roast.
At one point when I was shaving the pig in the rain Aunt Lisa came out and snapped a picture of me.
I said, “Lisa, what the hell are you doing?”
She said, “I just never thought I’d see you doing something like this. I think it will be a nice contribution to
your corporate newsletter.” I sometimes
hate crazy Aunt Lisa. No, I really don’t.
I actually still love and respect her
very much and cherish when I get to see her. I love her just like I do all the
people I know down in Louisiana . Over the years that my wife and I have been married
I have grown closer and closer to them all, even though some of them live in very different worlds from mine, and I don’t get to see them all as much as I’d
like to.
Sometimes you have to get out of your comfort zone and do
things that might be very foreign to you. It’s not always easy when you’re a
fish out of water to assimilate. If you
keep an open mind, though, you never know where you might find some valuable
things. You might meet some real nice people who care about you. Through a lot
of years and many experiences, like shaving a pig, I found something very
valuable to me. I found a place I love and a group of people that I call: “My family.”
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